That's me over there. I'm Stacey. 21 years old. British. A student (currently working my way towards an English and Film Studies degree to be precise.) I like animals, alcohol, books, film, TV, pretty boys, wise older men, food and sex. You'll find that that makes up the majority of my blog, I also moan a lot, I mean in general terms not in the sexual sense although that's good too. I'm sure you'll find a lot of moaning in here. I'm generally quiet boring really. Sorry.
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coffee—queen:

stayin’ cute but deadly at all times

I  don’t really like the idea of carrying a knife as a SHIT TON of people get stabbed with their own knives every year and I don’t want to join that statistic, but I am seriously gonna think about buying the (less dangerous) pointy kitty keyring and lipstick pepper spray.

coffee—queen:

stayin’ cute but deadly at all times

I  don’t really like the idea of carrying a knife as a SHIT TON of people get stabbed with their own knives every year and I don’t want to join that statistic, but I am seriously gonna think about buying the (less dangerous) pointy kitty keyring and lipstick pepper spray.

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Name: Stacey 
Birthday: 6th October
Favorite color: Purple


Lucky number: 7

Height: 5’1 (and a little bit!!)

Talents: I used to be a pretty banging gymnast but then I got a pretty hefty pair of tits and a rather tubby middle and now it doesn’t really work for me. I’m also not a bad drawer but I have zero imagination and can only do it well if I’m copying from something else so not really much of a talent. 
Last dream you remember: I’ve been watching RuPaul’s Drag Race and Bate’s Motel recently so I dreamt I was hanging out with a bunch of drag queen friend’s in a hotel room and then Dylan from Bate’s Motel shows up and tries to climb over the balcony and then suddenly he morphed into my friend’s step-brother so I went to get my friend who was just chilling with the drag queens and was like LIBBY LIBBY, ADAM IS BEING DUMB AGAIN, and then I woke up… pretty standard dream for me to be honest.


Can you juggle: Not in any sense of the word. 


Art/sports/both: Art.
Do you like writing: Creative? Yes. Essay? Fuck no!


Do you like dancing: I do but it only happens when alone or drunk.
Do you like singing: See above answer.
Dream vacation: Somewhere warm but not like sweaty and hot, that has lots of animals but absolutely zero spiders, a smallish nightlife, lots of museums and culture, maybe a theme park or water park, food galore, and really cheap shops. 
Dream guy/gal: (Please note that it says dream man so nay judging me for how specific this is!) Funny, kind, animal lover, is passionate about something (I don’t mind what, just something), intelligent enough to have a conversation with. Enjoys cuddles. Likes to be lazy with me. Willing to go down on me regularly. Is clean. Couple inches or so under 6 foot, thick dark blonde hair, big shoulders, glasses, facial hair, chest hair, muscly legs, decent bum, girthy penis. Doesn’t have massive feet. Has nice shoes. Has a working car of some sort (I don’t care what). Has money but not enough to brag about. Owns a pet (extra points if said pet is fluffy and also loves cuddles). Gets on with my family and friends. Doesn’t snore.
Dream wedding: Meh, somewhere that isn’t a church. As long as I have a nice dress and my guests enjoy themselves I don’t really care.
Dream pet: A really tiny polar bear, or a giant rabbit!!
Favorite album: Save Rock and Roll - Fall Out Boy


Least favorite song: Nothing is coming to mind.
Least favorite album: Nope, I’m drawing a blank.
Least favorite artist: I’m not very good at this, sorry.
Preferences

Guys/girls/both/other: Well that depends, if we are talking romantically or sexually, guys. If we’re talking friends or housemates, girls. If we’re talking generally as people, either.
Hair color 
on someone else: Dark blonde,
On me: Forever love my super dark brown with pink <3
Humorous/serious: Humorous, always.
Eye color: I love green eyes, I got stuck with boring brown ones although Instagram filters have made me realise dark eyes can look pretty hot.
Taller/shorter: Taller, seeing as like 95% of the people I know are. 
Biggest turn-off: People who enjoy making others feel bad or who continue to do something regardless of the fact they know it is hurting someone.
Biggest turn-on: Humour, always. Laughing is honestly my favourite thing. I don’t think there is a single person that I’ve chosen to have in my life that isn’t funny. 

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Have you ever just looked at someone and thought, “I really love you”. They’re just talking or humming or watching a movie or reading a book or laughing or something, and there’s something about them in that moment that makes you think, “I just really love you”

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anythingaladdin:

Disney Heroines 

By: gariSK

let’s glorify the heroines rather than just the princesses I like that better

Whenever I see posts like this I count how many people I don’t recognise (in this case 4 characters from 3 films!) and make it my mission to find their film and watch it before the week is out.

Making my way through Disney films one unfamiliar character at a time!

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justwestofweird:

radio-freedunmovin:

justwestofweird:

yaddy123:

This is everything.

My favorite part is that Bart literally became Homer.

My favorite part is that Lisa became bisexual and eventually married Millhouse. Or the Jenda and Bart separation part.

Actually the best part is that in the entire series Maggie says like one-two words. And in her solo Christmas card she’s the “voice of her generation”